- people: you're really quiet..
- me: nobody ever listens to what i have to say so i think it's better if i don't say anything
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
I left a copy of Heartthrob on a picnic table in town the other day. I wonder who found it…
If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.